"Shout Out To The Baker Missing Their Nail. Worst Part Is I Chewed On It Twice Thinking It Was A Clove Of Garlic Because It’s A Garlic And Rosemary Sourdough Before I Made The Horrific Realisation It Was A Fingernail"
"2 Minutes After I Bought My Breakfast And Left It Outside"
"Lost My Appetite. Found This Spider In My Ham Today"
"Did Some Maintenance At A Supermarket. They Showed Me A Return They Got Today"
"Found A Pearl In A Restaurant Manila Clam"
"This Avocado I Got From A Farmers Market In Hawaii"
"No More Chocolate For Me"
"Found A Nose Ring In My Taco Bell Today"
"My Sister Bought Some Strawberries From A Very Large Grocery Chain In BC Canada. Comes With A Live Prize Inside!"
"Found This Block Of Cheese In My Cheeto Puffs Today"
"I Found 1€ In My Doner Kebab"
"Coworker Found A Surprise At The Bottom Of Their Cup This Morning"
"My Sister Found This Tiny Egg Inside Her Hard Boiled Egg"
"I Found A Tiny Starfish On A Thawed Scallop"
"My Bag Of Chips Came With An Entire Potato"
"Found The Logo Stamp In This Dozen Of Eggs At The Grocery Store"
"This Slice Of Bread With The Best By Date Printed On It"
"Orange Had A Very Small Orange Inside It"
"Army Of Ants Ate These Lollipops Starting From The Inside Of The Stick!"
"Box Lunch From Sandwich Shop Comes With Picture Of A Cookie, Rather Than An Actual Cookie"
"Boyfriend Found A Harpoon Inside A Tuna He Filleted"
"Dominos With A Little Roach"
"My Yellow Pepper Came With A Green Pepper Inside"
"Different Coloured Peppers Growing Inside Big Pepper"
"Found A Sticker In My McDonald's Cheeseburger Today"
Somebody's about to start selling bootleg eggs...