"I went to the South Pole"
"Fuzzy sphere formed in my forgotten simple syrup"
"Found this house today with the lights on in the reflection"
"Request to record package opening to prevent theft claims"
"My dad still uses his 32 year-old Microsoft Access 1.0 mouse pad"
"I took my temperature before and after eating a bowl of ice cream."
"Refilled soap dispenser resulted in overnight fungi shape"
"My wife grew a bunch of regular garlic and one Super-Mutant Garlic."
"My socks match my carpet"
"The diner I ate at today has switched to heavy-duty reusable plastic straws."
"The volume difference between 15lbs shredded and unshredded cheese"
"One of the staff at my school drives a Delorean."
"This microwave has a built in toaster"
"I accidentally got a lucky shot of a jumping squirrel"
"My novelty Tobleroooooooooooooooooone was just 4 Toblerones in a box."
"This tag that came with my down jacket advises you consult a physician"
"The pink straw was curly like the purple one, but it went through the dishwasher and unwound itself."
"US Military Commissary (in Europe) Milk label image reflected the fat content"
"Visiting D.C. with my daughter and we spotted this white squirrel"
"My phone’s lens flare somehow captured the reflection of the house’s Christmas lights"
"Christmas decoration on a public bus in South Korea"
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Awwww.....
And that's not because of your avatar. It's for the cute, dumb thing you just wrote.
#34 is easily worth 25 cents.
#26 And whatever dirt is left was not the toughest kind, so their claim is still valid.
#34 No. And it never was.
#13 ¡Chido!
#29 I wish that was my hair.
Now you've done it
It's to keep the covid from getting on your wiener.