Signs that solely exist to stop people from wearing Heelys:
Shrek Kid Cuisine that'll turn your tongue green:
A Britney Spears protective case for a Nokia phone:
The Crazy Frog in a flat-brimmed hat with a huge gangsta chain on:
An American Idol PS2 game, for some reason:
People wearing skate shoes big enough to house a family of four:
A book about a dog with sunglasses saving the world from Y2K:
A Wii disc that lets you stream Netflix:
A Britney Spears inflatable chair that promises you'll be "coolin' like Britney":
Mutant green ketchup:
Shrek Rice Krispie Treats, held together with a mysterious green substance:
Squeezable BUTTER?!?!?!?!
A lit'ral $120 Rugrats bowling ball:
Waffles stuffed full of fruity GOOP:
Shrek body wash, for anyone who has needed to smell like the infamously good-smelling Shrek:
A 50 Cent Bulletproof-themed XBOX:
A Mary-Kate and Ashley Game Boy Color game that was less of a game and more of a calendar:
An electric toothbrush that only plays one song, an Ashley Tisdale song:
A Warped Tour DVD for PSP:
MULTIPLE video games featuring the Burger King King:
And, finally, a SHREK CHIA PET:
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