Everyone's parents opening up their computer browser, seeing this, and just saying "looks good to me":
Having a whole-ass desktop computer in your kitchen that the entire family used:
A seemingly endless amount of pictures of SpongeBob looking like this:
And like this:
Going into the grocery store and seeing tubes upon tubes of Shrek GoGurt:
Convincing people the iPhone was worth the money by showing them that one app where it looks like you're drinking a beer:
Every dad on the planet carrying around a little leather BDSM case for their flip-phone:
That absolutely terrifying Honeycomb mascot being shoved in our faces:
This particular type of floor being in every single fast food restaurant:
Watching full-length movies that cost tens of millions of dollars to make on an iPod with a two-inch screen:
Constantly quoting that one Bill O'Reilly video wherein he swears:
Everyone having these purses that pretty much immediately came apart:
This commercial, which was basically a fever dream:
A Shrek phone? A SHREK phone? A Shrek phone:
Literally every single person on Earth thinking that talking baby in the E-Trade commercials was the funniest thing they had ever seen:
U2 just being everywhere you looked:
Everyone thinking Chuck Norris jokes were the be-all and end-all of comedy:
Shrek Twinkies, complete with creamy green ogre filling:
Phones having a truly unfathomable amount of little fake diamonds on them:
The entire world being absolutely entranced by everything related to Diet Coke and Mentos for, like, two weeks:
People having something like this as their MySpace profile picture: