Deep And Random Shower Thoughts (31 GIFS)

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“In Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie.”

 

“A lot of people think they’re intelligent when they really just got lucky.”

 

“If “baby” stops being a term of endearment one day, many songs will become horribly inappropriate.”

 

“If we genetically engineer humans being to be half our current size, we essentially double our living space on Earth.”

 

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“People often see nature as calm and peaceful, but if you look closely, it’s a constant battle. Predators hunt, prey run or hide, and everything is either killing, eating, or trying not to be killed.”

 

“Belated birthday greetings just extend your birthday happiness. “

 

“Your dog thinks ‘fetch’ is a game that the two of you made up, and he loves you for that.”

 

“Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.”

 

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“The last 10% of a tube of toothpaste lasts about as long as the first 90%.”

 

“Your face is a combination of thousands of years worth of other people’s faces.”

 

“The concept of a hotdog being puréed meat in animal casing means that a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it. By that conclusion, we, as the hotdog’s casing, become hotdogs ourselves when we eat hotdogs.”

 

“Light bulbs were such a good idea that they actually became a symbol for a good idea.

 

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“If you are alone and you crack open a peanut shell to eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut.”

 

“If you are alone and you crack open a peanut shell to eat the peanut inside, you are the only person in the world to have ever seen that peanut.”

 

“The tallest person in the world has, at some point, physically experienced being the exact height of every other person in the world.”

 

“Every time you check your pockets for my wallet, keys, and phone, you do 25% of the Macarena.”

 

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Wilma 1 day ago
#5 Nature is brutal! Not enough people understand this.
       
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Drew 1 day ago
#4 Based on all the tiny Asians i know personally who are half my size, I can say this is incorrect in every respect except perhaps food consumption.
       
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Silvester 18 hours ago
Drew,

Not much to save since everybody would need a second breakfast ????
       
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Drew 1 day ago
#5 Nature is not calm or peaceful, but it is trying to survive and killing and dying is a part of existence. Nature is actually extremely supportive of life and every aspect of all the kingdoms support themselves and others in amazing ways.
       
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Drew 1 day ago
#20 I'm actual studies it was proven that allowing diabled people first, and then randomly boardong the rest was the fastest and most efficient way. But then the rich people don't get to feel special, and be smug at everyone who passed their seats.
       
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Lolly 1 day ago
Drew, it's called a "flex" and that's what having money is about. Why else would someone drive a effin cyber truck
       
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Nibby 1 day ago
Quote: Drew
actual studies


That was a Mythbusters episode
       
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Hodge 1 day ago
28: also fiat panda ;)
       
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