“Coca-Cola puts “Original Taste” on their products, but no one can verify it.”
“Undercover Boss relies entirely on the premise that most people have no idea who they work for.”
“If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes.”
“Zombies would smell horrible.”
“It actually takes a lot of IQ to understand how people with low IQ function.”
“It will be weird to see today’s kids suing their parents later for making them do weird things for IG or TikTok reels.”
“It’s almost impossible to determine the names of people’s mom and dad from their contact lists alone.”
“Humans probably hold the record for longest poops.”
“Companies pay big money for Super Bowl advertising spots, but if they put as much effort into the rest of their ads as they do into the Super Bowl ones, they’d probably go viral and be seen by just as many people at no extra charge.”
“The easiest job ever would be an aspiring actor that got a role playing an aspiring actor.”
“For most of history, spiders could only build their webs on rocks or plants.”
“Astronauts can choose what time they want to celebrate New Year on the international space station.”
“Naming kids after herbs and flowers is normal, but naming them after fruits and vegetables is weird. “
“No matter which definition you use, there’s a good chance that Genghis Khan has the highest body count in history. “
“Somewhere on Earth, someone holds the record for having the most steps of anyone alive. They just probably don’t know it.”
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You puny humans only wish.
in time, not length