"I'm a Flight Attendant, today I had a flight with 13 passengers"
"The amount of used hearing aid batteries at my mom’s retirement home"
"I just opened a pack of sliced cheddar and it has clear fingerprints"
"This safe shop doesn’t have doors or locks"
"When the blue LED lamp is on, everything in my room appears monochrome except the rubber duck."
"These toffee blocks came with a tiny little axe."
"My shampoo froze and formed lil balls"
"The missing piece in this puzzle blends in with my table."
"One half of my teeth are much whiter than the other side"
"A drop of hand sanitizer bleached my oxfords"
"One of the cokes in my fridge is inexplicably a different size than the others."
"Weird circle that snow won’t stick to in the middle of the road."
"The floor mats at the gym match my sneakers"
"Scaffolders working on a castle wall, using the same scaffold supports that were put there for that purpose 800 years ago"
"Purple light changes same color differently"
"Bought wafer sticks and one came individually wrapped"
"I bought a box of screws... One didn't have any threads."
"This high school in Pennsylvania has signs that specify whether you can or cannot open the windows that day."
"Sorting through Grandma’s belongings before they are sold or donated and found a uranium glass swan"
"Someone made the Mona Lisa out of BBQ sauce at the McDonalds by my work."
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Probably Little balls. #7
the downvotes are retarded gen z.
#5 Use the rubber lamp.