"My new couch came with an empty box"
"One glass of my glasses seems to be under a lot more stress than the other one"
"My mom and I made chocolate chip cookies and they turned green"
"The hotel staff left a cool towel dog on my bed this morning."
"Person on the train has a Handset plugged into their cellphone"
"My pet chicken sizing up my snow chicken."
"Egyptian knock-off brands"
"My hotel room’s fire escape plan requires me to break this glass box with a hammer, and use keys to access my neighbor’s room"
"I flew over this area of snow, grass, and river looks like a dog in an army helmet"
"My cactus continues to grow instead of flowering"
"How the snow is peeling off my window frame"
"To get to this playground, you have to go over this water parkour first."
"Roll of tape came with cheap scissors, so you don’t have to gunk up a good pair by cutting tape"
"My local cinema is build under an old Prison"
"Rainbow clouds in Sweden this morning"
"A wine vending machine in Germany"
"I saw a Batcopter being transported on the highway over the weekend"
"My bell pepper had a smiley face when i cut into it."
"I bought a 25 ton Oak which fell during a storm near Berlin"
"The way the snow hasn't melted yet in the shade of a fence."
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Probably Little balls. #7
the downvotes are retarded gen z.
#5 Use the rubber lamp.