"I got an MRI so I used the files to 3D print my brain and put it under glass."
"All 3 people got dealt the same poker hand"
"Snow outside my dorm looked like a blanket"
"I sorted $562 by year"
"Left hammer out in the cold while replacing floor, it froze into a cool ice axe."
"I collected my wife and I's unsolicited credit card applications for a year"
"This growth surviving sub-zero temperatures because of an exhaust fan"
"Scrub daddy: brand new vs 3 years of use"
"Snow on the beach in Florida"
"Firefighters putting out a fire in -30°C weather."
"My euro coin fell apart in the washing machine"
"Air Force Academy chips shaped like Stealth Bombers"
"The Tampa IKEA has fake board games on the shelves made by the employees"
"Room to change clothes at Japanese Hot Spring looks like it's written in blood."
"The breakdown of my pack of gummy bears by color"
"This chunk of brick the ocean made smooth"
"My moms mixer still working perfectly after 50+ years"
"The centrefold of my book is glowing blue"
"I found a schlecker in Germany the chain is since 2012 insolvent ."
"I’ve somehow kept an unopened McDonalds Szechuan sauce from 2018"
That's Frahkensteen.
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