“Why don’t we trust pasta? Why must we have a window on the box that proves there’s pasta inside?”
“If future robot maids/cooks reach the point where they can double as sexbots, self-cleaning features will be an important selling point.”
“We will never know how many people have had a crush on us.”
“Someone, at some point in history, stretched a tanned animal hide over a wood bowl, hit it with sticks, and thought it sounded good.”
“There is no reason fish should be afraid of heights.”
“Video games seem like they’d be a great way to kill time in a “Groundhog Day” scenario until you realize your progress would reset every day.”
“Characters in movies or TV shows live in a universe where the actor playing that character does not exist.”
“Before the advent of fire, humans had nothing to burn their mouths on.”
“Slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape.”
“The stairs at the top and bottom of a staircase get more traffic than the stairs in the middle.“
“There is no clearer demonstration of competence than a dog carrying its own leash.”
“If vampires sleep during the day, it stands to reason they would go clubbing during the day too.”
“We don’t talk about or think about time in decades like we did pre 2000. The 70s,80s 90s eg were clearly defined and recognisable sections of time. Now it’s one long stretch of fashions, music, events that bleed into the next.”
“Sometimes for a joke to work, it doesn’t have to be funny to everyone, but funny enough to get everyone else laughing at the ones who thought it was funny.”
“Increasing use of CGI in movies is probably hurting the tourism industry since there’s no “place” for fans to visit if the movie gets popular.”
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Hahaha I agree but I think even he would see the benefit of that pasta window
Pale Yellow or Ivory is the way to go. Darker colours is cheap cr#p.