"I’m an Englishman travelling India. Fancied some British food and ordered fish and chips. Wow, what a sight this was."
"Very poisonous Fugu fish, now free with your dried anchovies!"
"This person parked in the middle of 2 handicap spots"
"So my wife’s “designer friend” came over and decorated our tree."
"My legs after mowing my lawn while it was still wet"
"My shoes crumbled into literal powder on my way to work"
"Boyfriend decided to try out a new hairdresser."
"We grew a half acre of carrots that all turned out like this (15,000 lbs)"
"My mom went to the hairdresser to get the haircolor on the left, she came home with the color on the right."
"Woman kept covering my screen with her hair during a flight"
"How my wife “mops” the hardwood floors."
"So I ordered an ice cream sandwich in Thailand. This is what they gave me."
"Two pairs of jeans from the same brand, same size"
"Ordered the "American Pizza" in Sweden. This is what I got."
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Your first mistake was ordering pizza in Sweden. Second you should never order any food labeled "American" in Europe, you know it's gonna be some over the top nastiness...
If that abomination wasn't made cynically...then I don't know what cynical means.
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