"Found a random guy who looks like me waiting for the subway the other day."
"This pyjama for kids comes with a free pyjama for their teddy bear"
"My dog decided to hide from the cows we ran into"
"Canadian stores still encouraging US boycott despite tariff postponement."
"Apartment building has a vending machine that lets you rent vacuums, air mattress, printer, and even an Xbox!"
"My grandpa accidentally threw a rock trough the window and it broke in an almost perfect circle"
"Yesterday I saw a pigeon wearing an onion ring as a necklace"
"I put my film in wrong, so all my photos from my trip were taken on one frame."
"GameStop sells Pre-Owned Batteries."
"After my 5th time falling down the stairs, my wife put this up on the chalkboard."
"This extremely large nail I found"
"Starbucks started using glasses instead of disposable plastic cups."
"Braided grass at the park"
"I opened a pack of gummy bears and in it was a “gummy centipede”"
"A potato chip almost exactly the same shape as the picture on the package"
"Close-up of a hummingbird! Although he looks more like an Angry Bird"
"Snow angel burnt my grass"
"Walked outside to find a turtle laying eggs right next to my car."
"The way the snow folded at the bottom of the slide when it slid down looks neat"
"Just a man & his cockatoo enjoying breakfast at McDonald’s O’ahu, Hawaii"
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#20 I didn't know Drew Carey had a pet cockatoo...
#28 Usually the turd is on the outside of the hole...