“At some point in the mid 2000s, someone decided that saying double-you double-you double-you in front of every web address was too much effort and we all just collectively agreed.”
“Hotels could save millions in electricity costs if they stopped placing mini-fridges in enclosed cabinets that block air circulation around their cooling coils.”
“If we colonize Mars, or any other lower gravity celestial body, Monster truck shows would be way cooler.”
“Surely someone has died in surgery because the surgeon had to sneeze.”
“Hogwarts letters probably wouldn’t work nowadays since everyone would think they’re spam.”
“If you miss the first step of a staircase, you often end up missing all the other steps as well.”
“There might be a future where schools might stop teaching how to write without a keyboard (pen and paper).”
“Wall-E knew how to repair his robot colleagues because he knew how to repair himself.. but chose not to.”
“Even though it’s a movie about inanimate objects that magically come to life when no one is watching, the most unbelievable thing about Toy Story is how strong the claw machine’s grip is.”
“Based on standard inflationary rates, if rapper 50 Cent began his career today, his name would be Dollar-O-One.”
“If cats could play air hockey, they would be unbeatable.”
“Anniversaries commemorate when two people were joined. Birthdays commemorate when two people were separated.”
“The advent of gift cards simultaneously saved and ruined gift giving.”
“I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my lifetime.’
“Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.”
“Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor mow their lawn.”
“When my dog brings me the same toy, I wonder if it’s his favorite toy or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.”
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yeah, it's probably only half a million.