Well, how about this parachutist who accidentally landed in a monkey enclosure:
This excited wife-to-be who got hers and her fiancé's initials on her nails for their wedding:
This dad whose kid told him to answer the front door and nearly fainted upon seeing this:
This mascot who slipped on a glass partition and took it right to the balls:
And this girl who — after trying an edible for the first time and saying it "wasn't shit" — googled this an hour later:
This elementary school teacher who has just about the worst name possible for teaching little kids:
This high school teacher who has just about the worst one possible for teaching teenagers:
And this employee who really, REALLY hates that her company's name tags use an initial for the last name:
This grandma who spent all day making cookies for her family and refused to throw them out:
And this mom who didn't realize "NCST MOM" wouldn't be read as "NICEST MOM":
This person who used a bit too much wood glue to affix a doggie ornament to their door and then came back later to see it looked like this:
This guy who didn't think through his new trucking company's name before ordering a truckload of merch:
And this surely mortified apartment dweller who has no choice but to move to a new continent:
This woman who got an uncomfortably specific receipt from the beauty parlor:
This homeowner who — after hitting their head one too many times on a low ceiling — put up this warning:
And this shopper who — after picking up this trio of embarrassing items — saw the self checkout was closed:
And this person who discovered an angry little chicken nugget in their value meal:
This patient who — when their doctor asked how their back felt — showed them THIS photo:
The person whose wise-@$$s roomie rearranged their apps:
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#23 what is this thing now cutting parts in hair. This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. And you asked it be done? What a moron! A part in hair isn't something you cut, it's done with a brush or comb and that's all.