"I got eggs as a Valentine’s present from a student."
"The man operating the emergency exit in Southwest Airlines' safety pamphlet has a prosthetic leg."
"The effect on my goggles of daily swimming for 6 months (top is before, yellow is after)"
"My Polydactyl Cat with Two Extra Toes on Each of His Front Paws"
"This ink cartridge warns against automatic firmware updates"
"I was crossing the border to the US and somebody got their eggs confiscated by the border patrol."
"Chocolate covered strawberry without the strawberry, inside view"
"My husband and I had correlating fortune cookies messages"
"My friend made a deviled ostrich egg"
"Our Printer Wouldn‘t Copy a Euro, But Copied a Dollar"
"I randomly came across the Mystery Machine parked on the street"
"Father in law gave me a laptop from the 90s"
"Beautiful Cappuccino machine at an estate sale"
"The snow has melted everywhere except around this heat pump"
"My hand after 70lb weight loss"
"Spilled bottle of Tapatio hot sauce removed the finish from the floor."
"Pair of trading cards I have signed by both Bruce and Caitlyn Jenner"
"This lost 'cat' poster I came across yesterday."
"Found a Pro-Homeless Living Pamphlet at a Dollar Tree"
"Screen Burn in after 30 years constantly being on."
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