“3 times I canceled the tip to pickup a ready made cake and it still charged it.”
“I got my finger stuck in a bottle.”
“I have spine surgery tomorrow so I went antiquing to get my mind off it. Fell in love with this 100 year old horse only for it to snap the second I got home.”
“Sourdough bread took 48 hours to make from scratch.”
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“Debit card fell out of my pocket and the chip fell off it..”
“My apartment called today saying I had to come home.”
“Last piece to go in the renovated bathroom was the shower door. Exploded while carrying it down the hallway.”
“8 more stops left then this.”
“Yesterday my identity was stolen so I thought I would make some muffins to cheer myself up.”
“The cake pop I bit into was moldy.”
“Made mushroom risotto and pork chops for a date, got this text an hour before we were supposed to meet.”
“I got 20 minutes away before I realized I still had a work phone in my pocket.”
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“Closet Shelving Collapsed… then Rolling Rack Collapsed.”
“It slid right off the lift gate.”
“Ate half of the chicken sandwich before I realized it was raw!!!”
“No sugar on any of my doughnuts.”
“Found a snail in my dinner.”
tell that to the restaurant that prepared the sandwich