"A perfectly straight road would go into space."
"The older we get, the less hair we grow in places where we want it, and the more in places where we don’t want it."
"Most people don’t wear sweat pants when they plan to actually get sweaty."
"There is a chance you could have used the same utensil twice at a restaurant at different times."
"Every hollow chocolate bunny is carrying a pocket of air from somewhere else in the world."
"People who thank in advance often thank afterwards too."
"I wonder what percentage of people have sat in the back seat of their own car."
"Scuba diving is like flying a blimp. Air is considered a fluid and scuba divers can inhale and exhale to control their specific buoyancy in water much like a hot air balloon or blimp controls gasses inside to control their buoyancy in air."
"Water is really what a rainbow tastes like."
"If you eat something with a cheese filling, you become the thing with a cheese filling."
"Graveyards are probably the least likely place to be haunted because, realistically, none of the people buried died there."
"There are more numbers than there are things to count."
"Birds probably do more people watching than people do bird watching."
"Every broken clock is telling us when it passed away."
"Everyone you meet has poo in them."
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this is not how underwater buoyancy works, there are jackets that do the job, and you can continue to breathe and survive...
you can control your depth by filling your lungs.
no you're still full of shit