"My Boyfriend Throws His Empty Water Bottles Behind The Bed"
"Husband Replaced Last 2 Advil With Kibble. Not Sure What I’m More Upset At, The Fact That I Almost Washed Back Dog Kibble Or That I Actually Find This Hilarious"
"Tell Me You Live With A Man Without Telling Me You Live With A Man"
"My Husband Used Powdered Sugar Instead Of Sugar To Make My Bday Cake, Bless Him"
"Boyfriend Keeps A Graveyard Of Shower Gel With One Half-Squirt Left"
"My Husband Mowed Over My Pumpkins"
"In late June I sprouted my own pumpkin seeds with my 3yr old son. We’ve been so excited to see the pumpkin plant grow and thrive. My husband decided to mow the lawn yesterday, along with the only fruitful part of our plant. He thought the trellising vines with buds were “overgrowth”."
"My Husband, Who Insists On Doing His Own Laundry, Left A Pen That Then Exploded And I've Got 6 More Loads To Do Today"
"As I said, my husband insists on doing his own laundry even though laundry day is Friday, he wants it done Thursday and I work Thursday, so I start my normal Friday 7 loads and open the dryer to this. I've used rubbing alcohol which is turning the paper towel blue at least but the stains remain on the dryer plus I have doubts of running this thing with all that alcohol on there it'll explode. I need help! I attempted a small bit of oven cleaner that did nothing, also goo gone did nothing. I guess I'll be going to a laundromat until then."
"My Boyfriend Left A Crunchwrap In The Air Fryer For A Month"
"How My Husband Eats Donuts"
"I Smelled Plastic"
"The Way My Boyfriend Stacks These Nesting Measuring Cups"
"My Boyfriend Uses An Absurd Amount Of Hand Lotion Before Bed Every Night"
"This is the lotion rubbed in… He uses this amount of hand lotion very frequently. When he rubs his hands together it sounds like a bad p***o while I’m trying to fall asleep."
"My Boyfriend Put My Nintendo Switch Through The Washing Machine"
"I was going to cry but he said he’s going to buy me a new one this week and treat me to dinner so i managed to suck my tears back lol. luckily the joycons weren’t attached so that’s a bonus."
"Boyfriend Attempts Bathroom Organization. This Is A Neat Way To Store Toilet Paper Eh? Yes That Is The Plunger"
"My Husband Has His Pick Of Toothbrushes From An Unopened Pack And Chose The Same Color As Mine"
"Title says it all really. I grabbed a new toothbrush last week. My husband got a new one this morning after opening a new pack and grabbed the same color."
"Husband Decided Ro Pressure Washer The Screens On Our Screened In Patio"
"Just like the title says he decided to pressure washer the algea off the screens....he was not accurate....they all look like that....yes it's that noticeable...no he sees nothing wrong."
"My Husband Rigged Our Trash Cans Like This And Wonders Why They Didn’t Take Them"
"We’ve been having issues with our neighbors keeping their trash properly contained and we’re the ones that have to clean up after them. This was my husband’s solution to that problem. However, they were too contained for the trash men to take. We live in a major city and they have thousands of houses to get to. I’m on their side. Ain’t nobody got time for that!"
"Spouse Always Puts Trash From The Bathroom Bin Next To The Main Bin, Not Inside It"
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#11 How could you be so idiotic as to marry someone who had never cooked a burger?
Bottom line: if you stay with someone who sh#tes all over you like this, you need to look in the mirror.