"Never Judge A Book By Its Cover"
"I’m Done With This Book"
"Forcea Forsmt. The Actual Title Of This Book Is Forecast Form"
"My Daughter's Little Shapes Book. Pentagon?"
"Found This Giraffe With Five Legs In A Search And Find Book"
"This Beautiful Book Cover (The Book Itself Is Pretty Good However)"
"How About We Rotate The Author’s Name On The Last Book? That Will Look Soo Good"
"This Children's Book Gives Up On Rhyming On The Last Page"
"I took a picture of each page so you can get the full effect of reading the whole thing outloud, getting to the end, only for the last page to break the rules of the rest of the book. Did they not have the budget to do one more page and do rhymes for the last 4 letters?"
"In The Middle Of A 9 Hour Flight I Found Out My Book Was Missing 33 Pages"
"Amazon Is Selling Bootleg Disney Colouring Books"
"My wife bought this on Amazon, it's just a bound book of random low-resolution/quality coloring pages easily found on Google image search. Initiated a refund and they didn't even want it back."
"Me And My Husband Looked For An Hour In Our Kids Coloring Book For The Word Smile. Is It Just Me Or Is It Not There?"
"The Way You’re Supposed To Read This Book"
"When My Book Decided To Parkour"
"This Graph In A High School Year Book"
"There Is No Differences Between These Two Images In My Toddlers Spot The Difference Book"
"My Nephew Received A AI Coloring Book For Christmas"
"BF Bought Me A Wordsearch Book That Has Only One Word In 200 Pages"
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#15 Maybe it moved?
#37 OMG, have I been out of literature long enough for this kind of writing to be published? It's terrible, and the missing pages are probably for the best.
#12 I don't speak fluent Spanish, but I read the first two Harry Potter books in Spanish. I did have the English versions at hand, but by the time I got half-way into the first one, I realized I was able to get through most of the Spanish without referring the the English copy. Remember this the next time you cry about 'tHis iS mUrCa, spik enGlisH'. If you sit down and actually look at it, you'll realize it's over 50% intelligible just by looking at it, without needing translation. Same with French, Italian, Portuguese, and most of the Germanic languages.
#20 Where to start with this moron... First, that second 'sentence' is actually three sentences. It's called a run-on sentence, which we mastered in Junior High School. He or she doesn't know the difference between a comma and a period, or of course, when to use which. ...Another item we mastered in Junior High is the difference between 'who' and 'that'. When referring to humans, it's 'who' - not 'that'. It should read 'this guy who', not 'this guy that'. More stupid on stupid crime.
#33 When emphasizing a word or phrase, single quotation marks are used. "Mildly" should be punctuated as 'mildly'. Double quotation marks are used almost exclusively for indicating speech or dialog.
#39 'Me and my husband'. In other words, 'me looked for an hour'. Me looked. That's how this woman speaks, while bitching about a poorly made book. Me looked. I dunno, the literate part of the English speaking world would say 'I looked'. But what do we know... Me gonna look sum moore. ...Also, the word 'kids' should have an apostrophe to indicate possession, ownership, etc. It would be 'my kid's book', if it's one child. It would be *my kids' book*, if the book belongs to more than one child. Asterisks are used when they make the text easier to read, as in this case involving multiple quotation marks. Me use them muchly.
#44 Wow people are stupid. '...There is no differences...'. Does I really gots to splain this?
#45 *A AI Coloring Book*. We mastered this in fokking grade school. We use 'a' when the following word starts with a consonant; we use 'an' when the following word (or acronym, although that one is debatable) starts with a vowel. ...btw 'acronym'. Look it up you seff.