"Tracked my boyfriend's hot sauce consumption over the course of 13 days"
"This guy brought an air mattress to the airport"
"My mom and I opened 5 double yolk eggs in a row"
"Tiny wooden blocks used at an indoor playground instead of sand."
"Poured olive oil into pan and it formed an almost perfect square"
"I hit a power line with an arrow by mistake today."
"“Americano” is now “Canadiano” at this coffee shop"
"I had a white yolk this morning"
"My new pen has a 4gb usb built into its cap."
"Pigon built its nest on anti-pigeon spikes."
"McDonald’s in Brooklyn doesn’t allow anyone under 20 without a parent inside"
"My shower has a flip down footrest for leg shaving."
"The stark difference between clearly housemade and clearly frozen mozzarella sticks I got at different bars last week"
"The poles in the testing spot are hit so often they put them on springs."
"Banana is still perfectly yellow under the Chiquita sticker"
"The stack of Wii fit boards at the thrift store"
"The way the chairs in this doctors office are dimpling the floors"
"A sad goose I found at CVS"
"What the inside of a bowling ball looks like"
"The viewing angle on my toaster oven's LCD is angled upwards"
Crystal Menth