"If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?"
"The word “swims” is the same upside down."
"The fact that we can’t sneeze in our sleep probably means we have some deep, primal fear of sneezing to death."
"The fact that every time we blink, our eyes just restart the movie of life for a moment is wild."
"If you think about it, a book is just a playlist of words."
"It’s weird how humans spend most of their lives trying to avoid sleeping, but then when it’s time to wake up, we want to sleep forever."
"A mirror is a piece of glass that makes us question everything."
"If we all agreed that money is made up, we could probably just start using stickers as currency."
"Your shoes are like your car’s tires. They just roll with you everywhere, and the better they are, the farther you can go."
"Being able to say, “I told you so” is probably the best feeling ever, but also kind of mean."
"There’s no such thing as a “one-size-fits-all” hat, only a “fits most but not all” hat."
"A pencil is just a pen’s more humble, less permanent cousin."
"You never realize how much you miss silence until you’re stuck in a room full of people who won’t stop talking."
"If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?"
"If two mind readers read each other’s minds at the same time, whose mind are they reading?"
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#6 - Nope.
#7 - not for most people.
#9 - wrong! Longevity doesn't equal quality
Who comes up with cr*p?