"I can’t make popcorn in my hotel room microwave, per the fire department."
"My grandpa's blood alcohol calculator"
"This restaurant doesn’t accept tips (USA)"
"My roses from valentine's day have grown leaves and stopped drying up"
"This device to detect if a cracked widens"
"My bf's cat sat on the scanner and I scanned her"
"All the samples I got from going to the largest dermatology conference in the world"
"My girlfriends work has spherical hashbrowns"
"I received a prepaid visa card with the exact amount of dollars engraved"
"My (very old) tea towel perfectly concertinas itself everytime I wash and dry it."
"A year worth of cat whiskers that I have found on my floors/couch/surfaces from my gang of 3"
"This large pile of radishes I saw at the farmers market"
"This rock that sort of looks like a hamburger."
"New York City Parks now have bins specifically for empty pizza boxes."
"My plate has a bruise where it's chipped"
"The McDonald’s near me almost always folds their boxes inside out"
"Hotel breakfast has white pepper and black salt"
"A rubber band fell on the floor and formed the shape of a G- clef"
"Burger chain using pasta straws."
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Must have cost a fortune and then some
*fee
Time passes fast
it's even oldenburgerer
Its ok