"Dropped the eggs."
“Grease fire claimed our house yesterday. Fire destroyed the kitchen and living room and collapsed the ceilings. Smoke and water got everything else. I was away from home, but everybody else got out safe thank The Maker.”
“Dropped a steak knife, obviously not Valyrian steel.”
“The group ahead of us sent a birthday cake through the scanner. The flaps on the entrance and exit were dragged across the cake and picked up icing. This is how our bags and shoes came out on the other side.”
“I bought this suitcase 5 days ago and this happened on its first flight.”
“It seems my books are infested with some kind of bug.”
“We found someone else’s purse in our rental car’s glove box.”
“Trade show booth decorations never arrived.”
“Someone stole my truck key while I was doing CPR on someone on a sidewalk.”
“Tripped and fell onto the dog poop that someone didn’t pick up.”
“While I was out of work for a surgery, someone filled my compost pile with rubberbands.”
“This happened right after I locked the stall.”
“My seat for the concert tonight at Carnegie Hall.”
“15 hour flight. My media screen encrypted itself.”
“I just broke a $5,000.00 bottle of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac at work.”
“Went to get the car from the shop and this is how I found it parked…”
“A month ago a water main ruptured outside my apartment building and wasn’t shut off for 13 hours. Finally now they’re towing cars out of our underground parking, and this is what every one looks like.”
“I was standing with my coffee in hand and the bottom just …fell off. Clean cut just dropped to the ground. And it’s my favourite glass too :'(“
“Went to cook a lil midnight snack and this happened (I work in 7 hours)”
“Bit down on this eating Dominos pizza after a long shitty day. Thought it was a burnt topping, but it’s actually a chunk of wood.”
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There’s always one if you idiots that defend the driver.
#29 Bookworms?