Waking up in the middle of the night to see this infomercial on:
That one beer drinking app everyone got when they first bought an iPhone:
And that one app where it looked like you had a lighter:
Or the one app that made it look like you were swinging a light saber:
The helicopter game:
Every single jingle the Free Credit Report guys did:
Endlessly quoting The End of Ze World...
Or Bill O'Reilly Freaking Out...
Or Miss Teen South Carolina:
Talking about Michael Phelps's diet like six times a day:
That one Campbell's soup commercial with the melting snowman:
That very strange berries and cream Starburst commercial:
That one cereal mascot monstrosity:
Seriously considering asking Jeeves:
The dancing Six Flags old man:
Those lying fish shampoos that promised you "no tears":
The ORIGINAL emojis:
I found out the hard way, they're NOT the best choice for covert night ops.
why? Too bright? Can't be seen in night vision?
two SH*TTY ringtones and a SH*TTY wallpaper, please.