“My wife washed my USB drive because it was ’sticky’.”
“Today my uncle showed me his phone, asking me ’Why does it look wrong?’”
“Her: my MacBook Pro is running hot. Inside the fan: ant colony.”
“Customer states MacBook Pro has poor battery life and wobbles 6 months after third-party repair.”
“I don’t think I had to wash that.”
“Coworker thought my mug warmer was a charger.”
“My little brother’s phone... I wonder what did he do...”
“Someone asked if this is repairable.”
“So you think you’ve worked on some dirty computers before, eh?”
“My sister was putting on her make up in front of a window and the mirror she was using burnt a hole in her screen.”
“Some of my keys aren’t working. I don’t know why.”
“Is this repairable?”
“How my friend uses his phone.”
“Why is there a pillow in my ipad?”
“I was wondering why my phone wasn’t charging.”
i drink it while its still hot/warm... i dont need such a BS as a mug warmer...