"Prometheus and Bob"
"original dynamic duo"
Stick Stickly
"world's first and ONLY Popsicle-stick host."
Wishbone
"very good dog"
Miss Viola Swamp
"probably the meanest person in the entire world"
Mr. Dink
"model next-door neighbor"
Miss Cleo
"your first interaction with the paranormal"
Olmec
"rock with the deepest voice in rock history"
Ernest
"guy who's constantly getting scared stupid"
Numa Numa Guy
"person who taught you what a REAL dance looks like"
Frog and Toad
"duo that taught you, you know what? Sometimes you gotta eat too many cookies"
Randall Weems
"inspiration for the word "snitch""
Bruce Bogtrotter
"kid who ate all that cake in Matilda"
Mr. Owl
"animal who couldn't just let that kid enjoy his lollipop"
Amby & Dexter
"video that's been hidden away in the deepest crevices of your memory"
Henry and June
"enterprising hosts of KaBlam!"
"giant monster that taught you Spanish in 30-second commercials"
Kenny and Vic
"powerful hosts of MXC"
"friendly three-eyed monkey"
That terrifying Honeycomb mascot
"beast who always screamed, "ME WANT HONEYCOMB!""
Pappy Drewitt
"indie Bob Ross"
"two responsible for all your claymation nightmares"
Large Marge
"person who still haunts your dreams"
Artie, the Strongest Man in the World
"you know, the strongest man in the world"
Freakazoid
"Deadpool for kids"
Face
"a big, giant face"
Pierre Escargot
"Frenchman who taught you everything you needed to know about the Parisian lifestyle"
Stuart
"boy who taught you to never be afraid to show people what you can do"