“In many Mario games, gathering one hundred coins nets an extra life. In Super Mario Odyssey, Mario’s boxer shorts cost 1,000 coins… ergo Mario’s life is worth less than his underwear.”
“Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night must really s#ck for students at Hogwarts.”
“Mount Everest is still growing, which means every time someone climbs to the top, they’re breaking a new world record.”
“Stories of mythical healing waters were probably just people finding uncontaminated natural springs in remote locations..”
“Our brains recognize ads so fast, we skip them without a second thought.”
“Most left-handed people use their right hand to shake hands.”
“You have a limited number of heartbeats in your life. You can literally hear the countdown to your death..”
“In the digital age, death isn’t just absence: it’s watching someone leave the family group chat and knowing they won’t read the next message.”
“Many objects and places throughout history that were “cursed”, may have just been radioactive.”
“Maybe people like to pet animals because they miss having fur.”
“It’s strange how animals with antlers shed them in the winter when there’s less foliage, just to grow them back in the spring when there’s much more foliage. Seems inconvenient.”
“Everyone has some fixed amount of time that they can have a sock off before it becomes gross to put it back on.”
“If you could read minds at the gym, you’d mostly hear people counting slowly and with great intensity.”
“Every second of every day about 300 people are simultaneously spilling drinks all over the world.”
“Will we go to classic car shows in 40 years and be like „Oh nice, a 2022 Camry“?”
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