"Not necessarily an insult, but one of my buddies likes to give people a hard time and our waiter in the restaurant in Nashville was named Richard. My friend asked him "is it okay if I call you D**k?" to which the waiter immediately replied, "you can call me whatever's on your mind, bud." We all thought it was hilarious."

nobody said they were
Someone put a bunch of letters on slips of paper in a hat and pulled them out one by one.
C - eh?
N - eh?
D - eh?