"My friend and I did odd yardwork jobs around our neighborhood to earn money- one day we were pushing a large trash can a block from my house to another to clean up yard waste. This girl that was probably in high school at the time (I was in middle school I think) was sitting on her porch and said: “you guys moving?”Still funny to me 25 years later."

nobody said they were
Someone put a bunch of letters on slips of paper in a hat and pulled them out one by one.
C - eh?
N - eh?
D - eh?