"Pizza Getting Delivered To…McDonald’s"
"Canadians distinctly marking themselves as such"
"Menorca airport has holding pens for toddlers at the luggage belt"
"I’ve been on a new contraceptive pill for 8 months now and since then my hair has been growing straight."
"Something is eating my lemons, but just the skins.."
"I scraped some margarine for some toast this morning and it looks like a chameleon at rest"
"Ordered pizza and the company left the pizza cooker in the box."
"My trunks for each day of the week have a little face describing the day"
"These Paris Hilton pans my aunt got me"
"This armored truck uses an air tag to track it."
"Local graffiti left the building occupant’s notice for deliveries visible through the glass."
"Apparently no pillows are stored in this truck overnight"
"USB-C has gotten ubiquitous enough to show up on new busses in Sweden"
"The unpopular flavours at the bottom of a 1000 chupa chup barrel at my work"
"Found this mutated daisy today"
"Today I got mail from a Jehovah’s Witness. They used a Keith Haring stamp."
"Found a baby turtle in a roll of sod today"
"AirBnB had a theater bed for friends to watch together"
"Stress ball I had started leaking from its eyes."
"The difference in thickness between these two lobster claws"
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