“Found a baby turtle in a roll of sod today.”
“Found this mutated daisy today.”
“Something is eating my lemons, but just the skins..”
“Employee breakroom has a vending machine with tools instead of snacks.”
“The vein finder at docs office was fun to mess around with.”
“This armored truck uses an air tag to track it.”
“Just revived a postcard my friend sent me 18 years ago in the mail today.”
“Lil banana car I saw today.”
“My local super market sells ostrich eggs.”
“Baby crabs inside my steamed oysters.”
“A worn down knife of my grandma. Supposedly 40 years old”
“Menorca airport has holding pens for toddlers at the luggage belt.”
“USB-C has gotten ubiquitous enough to show up on new busses in Sweden.”
“This restaurant’s happy hour deal is based on you predicting a coin flip.”
“Pizza Getting Delivered To…McDonald’s.”
“I scraped some margarine for some toast this morning and it looks like a chameleon at rest.”
“The difference in thickness between these two lobster claws.”
“My dollhouse came in the mail looking like smuggled cocaine.”
“About 10 years ago my mom’s cake dish cover got knocked off a counter and broken. I found an exact match at Goodwill today for $4..”
“This coffee shop in Italy has different pricing based on how polite you are.”
“My local courthouse still has a fallout shelter sign.”
“I found a baby preying mantis.”
“There was an unmixed chunk of butter in this pre-made cookie dough I bought.”
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I have always eaten it raw
do not let the french know