"If tomatoes are fruits, does that make ketchup a smoothie?"
"Is a hotdog a sandwich or a taco?"
"If you hit yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong?"
"Why do noses run, but feet smell?"
"Do bald people use shampoo or body wash on their heads?"
"Are eyebrows considered facial hair?"
"If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?"
"Why is it called a building if it’s already built?"
"Is the opposite of “opposite” the same thing?"
"Do people with bigger hands wash more of their hands when they wash their hands?"
"Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?"
"Turtles can never have sleepovers because they always sleep at home."
"Brushing our teeth is the closest we ever come to cleaning our skeleton."
"Suppose your shirt isn’t tucked into your pants. Then your pants are tucked into your shirt."
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#12 lets talk about hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliofobia, the fear for long words.
Hey! I'm afflicted with sex Daily...I mean, Dyslexia. (((sigh)))