“Got a new phone today, dropped it 2 hours later.”
“How to ruin your trip from the git go.”
“Failed my driving exam in France for the third time in a row.”
“My dad just got his 1970 Impala running and driving after 6 years. Today, he moved it into the yard to work on his van.”
“Neighbourhood Drama.”
“This a-hole dropped into my shirt and proceeded to sting me 7 times.”
“Aftermath of my kid’s baseball game. We told the dude he should not park there. He ignored our advice since he was “close to the field”. Safelite repair, Safelite replace.”
“Some dumb@$$ drove their car off my loading dock.”
“Brand new pillow ripped open in washing machine.”
“Got charged $4 to put fruit on my pancakes… so generous.”
“I asked my wife to touch the water, then something fell out of her bag.”
“Broke the key to my apartment inside of the cylinder”
“My burrito was empty inside.”
“Got home to discover I forgot three cans of soda in the freezer last night.”
“Didn’t notice the black spots until after I drank a full glass of water.”
“Lightning cable broke off into my iPad charging port.”
“When you asked your friend to ‘fix’ your headphones.”
“Found cobwebs in my unopened cereal.”
“My parents texted me saying they have no power.”
“Turns out, you should handle your glasses with care when wiping…”
“Thanks, I was hoping to lick a sharpie today.”
“I live in a rented house and just burned my carpet.”
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