"Don’t stop eat your nails!"
“This isn’t food. this is one of those slime/sand fidget things.”
“My local skatepark put SPONGE PADDING on the top of every ramp.”
“$1800/mo 1 bedroom apartment in NJ.”
"That’s just a jumbled mess, isn’t it?"
“A combination no one has ever wanted. So awful I had to make my first post.”
“I can’t charge my phone without the switch being on but the switch also turns the lamp on.”
“GO ALS!”
“Opening aids for the ham that do not help with opening”
“Sprinkle scented wax melts that look like sprinkles”
"OPEN THE DOOR TO ASS!"
"Nike really has socks that look this manky."
“It Took Me a Year to Find the Switch For My Bathroom Fan.”
“A client’s new stair rail that can’t decide what style it is and where the handrail should have been. ( It’s in a modern cottage Hamptons beach house)”
“If I drive anywhere between 3:00 PM and sunset I get blinded by my cars gearshift surround.”
#4 "For adults and children over 3 years old." SUCK IT, BABIES!
#10 Looks like something you'd find in a truck stop.