“Your brain can generate a thought so complex that even you don’t understand it.”
“It’s crazy how the previous generations were so addicted to cigarettes that they had inbuilt lighters in their cars.”
“The first 2/3 years of the Truman Show must’ve been really boring to watch.”
“We just automatically assume that eggs in recipes means chicken eggs.”
“The idea that you master something after ten thousand hours does not hold much water, as people still bite their tongue when they eat.”
“Your phone vibrating without any type of notification is a new form of psychosis.”
“Most people are disgusted by insects touching their food but happily enjoy eating honey, which is made by insects regurgitating nectar into each other’s mouths.”
“You never realize how loud your clothes are until you’re trying not to wake someone up.”
“Every left-handed member of the Beatles is still alive, while every right-handed member is dead.”
“Hip Hop will soon be considered “dad music”.”
“When people yearn for a simpler, worry-free time, they don’t yearn for an actually simpler time, but for a time when they were kids and their parents did the worrying for them.”
“We associate monocles with rich people despite the fact they didn’t spend the money on a full set of glasses.”
“In bathrooms, a wet door handle should be more comforting than a dry one.”
“When you smile you flash your skeleton.”
“Your future self is watching you right now through memories.”
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