"This is what cashews look like before being separated from the fruit!"
“California Poppies over taking empty parking lot.”
“This lizard silhouette left on my office chair.”
“This gas station thinks Prime energy drink is motor oil.”
“My toothpaste matches the public transport card.”
“Random paint sample in front of Home Depot perfectly matched my shoes.”
“Honda Del Sol with a trailer that also looks like the back of a Del Sol.”
“My citys landfill gives me Windows XP vibes.”
"There’s a Biscoff knock-off called BiSluts."
“Kermit the Frog was the commencement speaker at University of Maryland today.”
“A mystery bag at Dairy Queen.”
“The bleach stain on my shirt looks like a man holding a spear.”
“While on a walk in my woods I found a fawn awaiting its mother.”
“My keyboard has a Grid Illusion”
“The Memorial Day dedication took up a veterans only spot today at Lowe’s”
“This snail in my garden is leaving a dotted line behind.”
“I saw someone check a kayak as baggage on our flight today.”
“This restaurant’s chair is made of floor.”
“The color difference in my hands after donating blood.”
“Candy aisle appropriately labeled as Packaged Sugar.”
“The public toilets by my work have free suncream in dispensers – Cardiff, Wales.”
“The bathroom inside a nuclear missile launch bunker.”
“The dew on the points of the strawberry leaves.”
“Produce in the UK includes the name of the farmer who grew it.”
“This is medical honey for wound care. It is very dark and semi-transparent.”
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Or somebody had a stroke..
#25 You mean it's the color and clarity of honey?