This Hotel Has A Polaroid Guestbook, But Just For The Dogs
I Checked In To My Hotel And Joked With The Check-In Lady That As Long As My Room Had A Bowl Of M&m’s With All The Blue Ones Removed, Everything Would Be Great
I Feel So Lucky To Wake Up In This Heaven Today
Hotel Offers Free Beer If You Opt-Out Of Room Cleaning
This Hotel I Stayed At In Japan Let You Pick Out Your Pillows. Complete With Spec Charts
This Morning Bloody Mary Station At My Hotel’s Breakfast Buffet
The Assortment Of "Celebrity" Pictures In The Hotel Im Staying At
The Hotel I Stayed At Had A “Anything Anytime” Button
Hotel Breakfast Has White Pepper And Black Salt
Sink Faucet In My Hotel Room
Motel 6 Has Phone Number To Help Line On Their Soaps
This Hotel Has A Room Numbered 419+1 Instead Of 420
The Hotel I’m Staying At Uses Wooden Room Key Cards In Stead Of Plastic
The Shower Head In The Shower Of My Hotel Room Gives Me The Exact Temperature Of The Water
This Pool Cover At My Bnb
Hotel I Stayed At In Greece Had Wooden Bikes For Guests To Use
I’m Staying In A Hell-Themed Hotel Room In Florence, Italy
The Hotel I'm Staying In Has A Shower With Water Pressure Control
This Display In A Hotel In Seoul Allows You To Adjust Your Shower Temperature To Within A Fraction Of A Degree
The "Palace Of Salt" In Bolivia Is The World's First Hotel Made Of Salt
There’s A Hammock In My Hotel Room Instead Of A Couch
The Pen In My Hotel Room Looks Like A Pencil And Has An Eraser
My Hotel Uses A Punch Card Room Key
The Hostel I'm Staying At Uses The Drake Meme Template To Show How The Dishes Are Supposed To Be Returned
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Also, if we wanted more water pressure, we had to TURN THE SPIGOT ALSO WITH OUR BARE FECKING HANDS IT WAS SO DANGEROUS WE COULD HAVE DIED BUT WE WERE BRAVE BACK THEN!!!!!!!!
OMFG A PEN WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PENCIL THE WORLD IS SO AMAZING NOWADAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOA WHO EVER HEARD OF WHITE PEPPERRRRRRRRRRR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
#27 ELEVATORS ON PISTONS OMFG NO WAY!!!!! THEY'VE ONLY BEEN IN EXISTENCE SINCE 1846 HOW DID THIS HOTEL GET THEM SO INCREDIBLY SOON THEY MUST BE GENIUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM FECKING AMAZED.
Also, it is so very considerate of you people to take your disgusting dogs to a place where they can set off people's allergies and maybe put them in the emergency room because you are mentally ill and can't be without your vermin for one fecking night. I'm sure you are good wonderful kind loving people.