We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There... Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
I Asked My College Age Son To Pick Up A Cake For My Brother's Birthday, His Uncle
My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before
I’ve Seen It Happen In Movies But Never Dreamed I Would See It In Real Life
My Daughter Just Said “Here Papa” And Put These In My Pocket. I Have No Idea Which Piece Of Cheap Furniture Is Now Dangerously Unstable
My 8-Year-Old Decided The Keyboard Should Be In Alphabetical Order
Child Opened 3 Gallons Of Interior Paint
I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn't Love It
Neighbor’s Snot Nosed Kids Got Ahold Of Their Guns And Shot Through My Room
Found A Blanket In The Box That Was Supposed To Contain My Kids’ Mini Air Hockey Table Christmas Present
The Face Of A Parent Who Had To Deal With The Fact That His Child Really Locked Her Mother In Her Bedroom Because She Got Her Mouth Stuck On The Doorknob From The Other Side Of The Door
My Son Ate A Battery
I'd Like To Know How She Interpreted That
I Give Him His Own Pot Of Dirt To Water Now, After He Waterboarded My Poor Succulents To Death
Not A Single Pair In This Whole Hamper
What My Son Did To My Duct Tape
Drove My 17 Year Old Son To Visit My Childhood Home
I Bought A Second Hand Book For My Kid And Didn’t Look Closely At The Cover
I Asked The Kids To Check On How Many Eggs We Had Left, Quote "We Have Plenty"
Just Bought Gallon Of Chocolate Milk For The Kids
My Kid Poured Candle Wax Down The Drain
Tornado-Driven M**der-Branch Impales My House Directly Above My Kid’s Bed
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