Rehearsing conversation I never plan to have, nailing every comeback.
Denying lifesaving coverage to people who will die.
Taking my glasses off when stuck in a situation where someone won't shut up, I might have to listen to your voice, but all I can see is a blurry face - so easy to tune out.
Wearing ski mask I got reported twice for wearing a ski mask it's cold outside Karen D**n
You can promise bone marrow donation and then, at the last moment, back off.The intended recipient will die, as their own bone marrow has been thoroughly destroyed by medications in preparation to the transplantation. But no one can force you to help them. You have a right to change your mind, even in the morning of the planned operation. You can revoke your consent anytime.But you will look like a total psychopath, if *look* is the correct word.
Bringing a suitcase to a picnic. Not saying a word. Laying out a single framed photo of Nicolas Cage, then slowly eating hard-boiled eggs one by one while maintaining eye contact with everyone.
Not turning around when you get on an elevator.
Regular clothes while working out (jeans, khakis etc).
I tend not to brush off the brambles or other things I get in my hair, while working outdoors. Until I get home to wash myself properly, of course.Consider I'm going home either cycling, either with the train. Lots of people looking mildly terrified.
Having your bed stand in the middle of the room at an odd angle.
If you don’t pet dogs or cats, or pets in general, but pat them instead.
It's legal to photograph and video random people in public places but doing it is weird and creepy.
Sniffing someone's chair right after they get up from it.
Digging a hole in your back yard at night.
Going over your lawn with a vacuum cleaner instead of a lawn mower.
Promise a bunch of young kids that you’ll pay for their college education on the assumption you will be a millionaire by the time they are going to college. Then proceed to give them a bunch of laptop batteries.
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
I do that all the time, sometimes for hours.