“I took a bite of a turnover as I walked out the door and it tasted over seasoned.” That’s MOLD.
“Somebody’s vacation is ruined.”
“New House is full of Satans thumb tacks.”
“Someone drove their car into my local Baskin Robbins and it completely collapsed.”
“Brought the new cute co worker coffee and spilled mine down my pant leg as I introduced myself.”
“Just noticed after taking a sip.”
“I found out my apartment burned down from Shipt.”
“My husband isn’t a big fan of sweets but blueberry is his favorite fruit and he found out recently he really likes meringue. I asked him what kind of dessert he wanted for his birthday since he doesn’t care much for cake. He said a blueberry merginue pie so that’s what I made. I spent 3 hours on this pie last night for him to take 2 bites and say he doesn’t like it.”
“Saw this guy run under my bed right before bedtime.”
“After moving in most of my stuff on the first day of my new lease, I felt oddly compelled to strip the bed.”
“My daughter decided to cool off her hot pot of pasta on our deck.”
“I fell asleep after putting food in the oven- 6 hours later this.”
“My Husband’s Original Birth Certificate has always been messed up But at 61 the DMV will no longer accept it.”
“Bought these chicken wings an hour away, take them home and the whole kitchen reeked of expired chicken and were slimy when I opened them.”
“Put Plastic Mat Under Computer Desk to Protect Floor In Apartment.”
“Bought 3 Passionfruits from Hmart. It cost me $15 for this…”
“An Amazon van backed into my garage and ran. My cameras did not record anything. Nothing I can do i guess!”
“Moved into a new home about 6 months ago, got stuck in the bathroom this morning and had to break the door to get out.”
“Rushed to the dentist thinking I lost a filling… Turns out it was a rock”
“Microwave is holding my food hostage.”
“A few weeks ago we saw this spider hanging out in the corner of our garage and decided to let “him” live because “he” would eat other bugs.”
“Hamster escaped her 1000sq inch enclosure, ate my carpet and escaped out the front door”
“Just spent $150 getting this idiot groomed”
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