#3 An ad campaign ran in the thirties . Toilet paper had been in use for more than 1000 years before that, but nobody had advertised it as splinter free, implying other brands were not. The implication was false. The nature of how paper is made, it would have been extremely rare for any splinters even 1000 years ago.
"Lemons aren’t naturally occuring, they were created through the breeding of bitter oranges and citrons. So we made lemons, then made lemonade. Screw you life."
#3 An ad campaign ran in the thirties . Toilet paper had been in use for more than 1000 years before that, but nobody had advertised it as splinter free, implying other brands were not. The implication was false. The nature of how paper is made, it would have been extremely rare for any splinters even 1000 years ago.