"In the time it takes you to read this sentence, you’ve traveled approximately 2,200 miles through space relative to the cosmic background radiation."
"The Sun is extremely loud, we just can’t hear it because sound can’t travel through the vacuum of space."
"Splinter free toilet paper was invented in 1935. Which means before that, toilet paper had splinters. Fucking ouch."
"Lemons aren’t naturally occuring, they were created through the breeding of bitter oranges and citrons. So we made lemons, then made lemonade. Screw you life."
"Woodpeckers tongues wrap around their skulls to prevent them getting concussions."
"The lighter was invented before the match."
"For 1 600 billionth of a second when a hydrogen bomb detonates, it is 100 million degrees Celsius, the core of the sun is 15 million degrees Celsius."
"Since it’s discovery in 1930 Pluto has yet to orbit the sun and won’t until 2178."
"According to linguistic and genetic evidence, the first settlers of Madagascar came not from Africa, but from what is now Indonesia."
"Apple seeds DO NOT yield the same apple it came from… every apple seed yields a completely unique apple. If you want the exact same apple, you have to cut a branch off the existing apple tree and graft in onto another tree."
"Bookkeeper is the only word in the English language that has three sets of double letters consecutively."
"Individual sharks that we have identified are older than the United States."
"People live closer in time to T Rex than T rex lived to stegosaurus."
"If our Sun was the size of a white blood cell, our galaxy would be the size of the continental United States."
"Cats don’t meow to talk to other cats, they use different language for that. They meow to talk to us."