“Just finished my fish and found this for dessert.”
“Glass dish broke seconds after I took it out of the oven while I was hovering over it.”
“I have a headache at a relative’s house and picked the wrong one.”
“Spent $220 a ticket + airfare to see the Mariner play the Cubs at Wrigley.”
“I came out of my hotel to this…”
“I ruined the gas tank while jacking up my car to change the tire.”
“Roomate got drunk and fell asleep with the burner on. Ruined my pot.”
“$120k worth of touchscreen fryers destroyed in less than a week. Long story short they essentially ran the oil filter pump without the filter paper and clogged everything up from the pan to the pump and in between!”
“I have made a grievous decision.”
“Just moved and set up my computer after a long day. RIP.”
“Car backseat got moldy.”
“Wondered all week at the beach why my usual sunscreen routine let me burnt to a crisp. On a whim looked at the bottle of antibiotics I was taking.”
“One of our sealed water bottles has a set of metal tongs in it.”
"This city forgot to waterproof their time capsule…"
"Next level sightseeing in Norway!"
“Came Home after a weekend away, to find my Watermelon had exploded on my kitchen counter.”
“Son decided to “improve” our only remote. At least it still works.”
“Gardener accidentally cut our fiber optic cable. No wifi until Monday.”
“Fell a few floors in the elevator before getting stuck w/ none of the emergency call buttons working.”
“Only the ‘S’ is wearing off.”
“Drove 2.5 hours to show my partner my childhood chip shop. Important to note that I’m not saying it sucks for me, I felt terrible once I saw the note, the shop is an icon of the community and I hope they’re getting the support they need from them”
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