"I love whatever is wrong with you"
"I hope both sides of your pillow is cold"
"I love the way your brain functions"
"I hope there's always enough milk in the bowl for your cereal"
"I hate it when people are funnier than me"
"Big fan of whatever this is"
"Tears ran down my leg"
"GOAT"
"I like you-don't go bald"
"I like this one, let's keep her"
"Scrolling feels like divorce"
"Please don’t die"
"OH IK you smell good"
"That's my first impression of you and I love it"
"You're nice-you can come out of the basement"
"What comes after 7?"
"You're cool please don't explode"
"Would be a shame if they end up missing"
"Sorry for breathing the same air as you"
"Queen"
"When they compliment someone cooking food: "If you look outside your window, you'll see a strange figure holding a plate...""
"Pls never go to therapy, you’re so funny"
"Rock paper DEFINITELY SCISSOR"
"And if u got something good in ur room (like vinyls or books) its like "did u know that keeping ur windows open at night is good for ur books?" (they're gonna st3al them BECAUSE they find them cool)"
"You're awesome-I'm gonna follow you home"
"You’re educated, im buying you"
"You're funny, lemme put u in my pocket"
"awhhh! this is so cute! ...Annabelle get them"
"I like you, you’re going in the soup"
"You're funny, im taking your floor"
"Id love to study you under a microscope"
"Omg you're so funny I'm in your walls"
• Don't insult other visitors. Offensive comments will be deleted without warning.
• Comments are accepted in English only.
• No swearing words in comments, otherwise such comments will be censored.
• Your nickname and avatar are randomly selected. If you don't post comments for 7 days, they both are reset.
• To choose another avatar, click the ‘Random avatar’ link.
Demand, not expect. Becauhs mu feewings!!!! OMG IKR??!?!?