“My son-in-law cut a piece of brownie for himself. We are debating if he stays in the will.”
“My hosts re-used the styrofoam containers the raw meat came in, to serve the cooked meat.”
“Lady covers seat with “seat bag” – tray table cannot be opened…”
“The local thrift store has decided to write the price of the lens using permanent marker on the actual lens.”
“Been standing in line for 15 minutes while this octogenarian buys lottery tickets.”
“Guess I’m not leaving.”
“GF goes through full tube of toothpaste every few days.”
“Everytime I leave my computer unlocked around my younger brother, this happens…”
“The hotel we’re staying at has bright lights on outside all the time. It’s 3am in this pic.”
“Lent someone money 3 years ago. Got paid back today.”
“My hotel room opens into the lobby restaurant.”
“This “avocado toast” i got from jason’s deli.”
“I was in the middle of a video job interview, and my phone overheated and disconnected the call. When it turned back on, I had already received a rejection email from the job.”
“How to ruin a sauna for everyone.”
“My frozen orange chicken dinner bag contained exactly one piece of chicken.”
“Bill Murray threw me a rose at his gig but then a guy nearby snatched the flower off it. Now I have a sentimental twig.”
“The amount of steak (left) my brother and his gf consider inedible due to fat.”
“Started getting light-headed halfway through my glass of “non-alcoholic” wine. Got served this wine at a nice restaurant after asking specifically for non-alcoholic wine. They assumed the ‘Zero’ on the label referred to alcohol content; turns out it’s for sulphur.”
“Maintenance came in to my apartment while I was at work and left the key in my door all day.”
“Package arrived. Item was missing from package. Photograph of missing item was required to report missing item.”
“When visiting family decides to use your hand sharpened knife of 10+ years as an opener.”
“Ordered a gender reveal cake and the bakery forgot to dye the cake the gender color.”
“Bought this watering can off Amazon, nothing but the best built here in USA.”
“Was drinking this coconut and noticed it tasted like alcohol so I cracked it open.”
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#22 10,000 years in jail!
No one gives a shiite about your gender reveal. Grow the phuque up.