“I lost my sense of smell after a nose operation, so I couldn’t tell that the chicken was spoiled. 3 am, emergency service all by myself.”
“My mother broke the floor trying to open a coconut.”
“House keys fell down elevator shaft.”
“Was driving in torrential rain when the paint on the hood of my car just kinda exploded.”
“My girlfriend just finished making her birthday teramisu cake.”
“Our brand new induction stove top after a Dutch oven mishap.”
“Saw this strange lump on top of the blinds in my apartment…”
“The Amount Of Legroom on this Spirit Airlines flight. I’m only 5’5”
“Leaving for vacation today and put the oven to self-clean. The middle panel decided it didn’t want to live anymore.”
“Was told our Airbnb would have a “beautiful view of the river”. This is all the river you can see from the house.”
“My new phone I had for 10 days after used the same shitty phone for 5 years.”
“My View at 5’1″.”
“This happened less than an hour after I parked it. And it’s my birthday.”
“Daughter let her towel down and it got caught in the chain.”
“I’m moving out of the 6th floor today.”
“Bought a car a couple days ago.”
“Car broken into, nothing taken. Just a bunch of glass in the baby seat now.”
“My “Window” seat for the next 3 hours”
“Went to use my mom’s car that she bought to use at her summer home in Myrtle Beach. It was full of mold.”
“Walked in to use gas station bathroom, was greeted by this..”
“Truck pulled out under forklift at work.”
“Boyfriend was cutting down a tree limb.”
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person before you had one of the burritos...
#15 no bag for the towel, then you deserve this. Be happy it's not the daughter.