“My hotel has a pizza hut in the basement..”
“This restaurant puts a sticker on all UberEats order to tell you not to use UberEats.”
“My scoop of ice cream looks like a steamed bun.”
“My husband and I each took a bite before we took our pizza home, accidental heart!”
“My tomato has plump lips.”
“Saw a bunch of butterflies mourn their fallen comrade today.”
“This bug on the outside of my window looks like a fairy.”
“My cat has a weird middle tooth.”
“My local grocery store has baskets that indicate that you’re single/can be flirted with”
“Got stung by a bee on my nose and now I look like I lost a boxing match.”
“Was walking around and saw someone with a blue dog.”
“My ice cream came with a defective ice cream attached to it”
“This Gold crayon from a box I found from 1992 turned green on the outside and is gold on the inside.”
“The activity walker my Wife used as a baby(ca.1996), compared to the one our Son uses today.”
“A tanker full of blood.”
“My ben and jerrys is mostly cookie dough.”
“Crows sunbathing in the 26c heat.”
“This road just led me to a cliff that goes into the highway.”
“This mall in Oakville, Ontario has two active bee hives on the roof.”
“There was a bird egg and nest on my U-Haul’s windshield when I went to turn it in.”
“My granite counter top glows green under a UV light.”
“My bird does not like the purple pellets, and segregates them.”
“I have an antique bottle of Lysol from when it was still advertising its feminine hygiene uses.”
“The lights on my keyboard appear red through my cup of green tea.”
“A bank built in the 15th century in my home town.”
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