“In this japanese Hotel, the Hand sanitiser bottles are dressed in Kimonos.”
“This mushroom growing kit I saw at the hardware store sprouted itself through the top.”
“Sometimes my veins are sunken instead of raised.”
“Only the pure white squares of my plaid, cotton shirt are wearing away.”
“An owl hit the side of my car and tumbled in.”
“I let the bonsai tree grow unchecked.”
“My mom grew braided carrots.”
“Almost flat rainbow.”
“There’s a basketball court on the tarmac of the Indianapolis airport.”
“My bag of crisps tells me how long I’d need to run for to burn off one portion’s worth of calories.”
“In Rwanda stop signs are hexagonal”
“My unopened water has a cap in it.”
“B&B bathroom was decorated with a photo of itself.”
“My new medication is shaped like a bone.”
“The writing on Jessie and Woody’s feet is different to show how different Andy’s handwriting is as he got older.”
“There are four seats, but the shadow only casts three due to the lighting.”
“Confused snail makes perfect circle.”
“One of the finalists at the French Miniature Horse Championships was just a regular-sized horse.”
“My couscous arranged itself in a hexagonal pattern.”
"A lemon with no segments in it!"
“The box my car mats came in was designed to be built into a car.”
“An unexploded WWI shell & Mills bomb I found in a farmers field today…”
“This restaurant cut their books in half to fit the shallow shelves.”
“The way these concrete balls lined up to look like wheels.”
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that's still politely expressed
WTH is a bag of crisps?
English potato chips...but if things keep going like they are in the UK it will be 'white christian devil food that is an affront to almighty Allah' chips (making ululation sounds in front of Buckingham palace)
LOOT SHOPS, KILL WHITEY, ASSAULT WOMEN, JAIL WHITEY FOR DEFENDING THEIR NATION