“A massive ghost sheet placed over a giant Christmas tree For Halloween day.”
“The thickness of church walls.”
“My landlord got a tape measure to cut lemon bars equally.”
“New broom core (left side) compared to old core (right side) after a season of snow at an airport.”
“Gas can sucked in on itself since last time I used it.”
“This Currywurst in Germany is made by Volkswagen.”
“Broken down boxes at my work look like they were photoshopped in.”
“The bakery I bought this from used 1/2 inch of icing to hide the actual shape of the loaf..”
“My chorizo is made of salivary glands and lymph nodes”
“Cathay Pacific Airways has a beer specially brewed to taste better at high altitude during flights”
“Porta potty hundreds of feet up.”
“Making eggs this morning and one of the yolks was white.”
“The size difference between the old USPS trucks (left) and the new USPS trucks (right).”
“My husband came home with this giant roll of tp.”
“My dishwasher tabs look like a Pokémon evolution”
“Bathroom mirror in a cafe in the Netherlands (where they have the highest average height in the world). I’m 6’1.”
“I found my name tag from The Price Is Right from over thirty years ago.”
“My pet skunk, Willow, in the Summer (slender body, shiny fur) vs. in the Winter (stocky body, wooly fur).”
“Came across a home-in-progress in the woods”
“7/11 gave me a 1961 German Deutsche Mark instead of 50¢ change.”
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For the understanding: That is one side of a building site for an arch bridge spanning a few hundred meters. Some Bridges are that large they have permanent 'rest rooms' when finished for the inspection teams to use. Examples: Viaduc de Millau France, Forth Bridge Scotland, Hochmoselbrücke Germany.
#12 Most sausage is made from cr*p. Most just don't advertise it this way...