People who use em dashes regularly in their writing might be the most underrated victims of the ChatGPT/Al boom.
The outcome of the card game ‘War’ is determined as soon as the deck is shuffled.
In the universe, poop is way more rare than diamonds.
Mini golf has more in common with pool than with regular golf.
An AI saying “I’m afraid I can’t do that” has gone from menacing to disappointing.
Silence feels loud because we’re used to noise.
Kids today will never face building up the nerve to call a girl only to have her parent answer.
Our bodies basically consist of skeletons wrapped in zombies.
The story that Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed to pleasure himself is a rare example of modern mythology.
Bicycles are typically powered exclusively by assisted one-legged squats.
The past is unpredictable. Each time we recall a memory, it is altered, and with multiple recalls, we may end up with a completely different version of it.
The most famous people today may not be the most remembered people in the future. It could be a random person whose remains were discovered by future archeologists.
People without teeth can close their mouths further.
Acccepting that you’re going to puke has to be one of the most humbling things.
Dogs don’t understand that you’re driving the car. They think that every once in a while you get into the metal box that takes you somewhere random.
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